Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa

One should love animals. They are so tasty.


Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.


Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.


Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.


Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 　

　　　　　　　
When two’s company, three’s the result!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn



没有钱不是万万不能的---因为还有信用卡

   

爱护动物---它们可是绝对的美味

   

节约用水---记得和女友共浴

   
睦邻---不过要小心被抓

   
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后---都有两个

   

每个人都该步入婚姻的坟墓---说到底，幸福可不是人生的唯一。

   

聪明人是不会结婚的---结了婚都会变成傻瓜。

   

成功是相对的---一旦成功，就会有很多相对的亲戚。

   

明日何其多---所以今日能拖之事绝对要今日拖。

   
爱情就是洗照片---只有在黑暗中才能进行。

   

后排座的孩子容易遇到意外，后排座的意外---容易带来孩子。

   

未来在于梦想---所以，多睡多做梦才是真理。

     

每天大清早起床真讨厌---我们应该更好的方式来迎接崭新的一天。

   

努力工作是不会累死人---但为什么要冒这个险？

   

工作真有趣---我竟然能几个小时一直盯着别人工作！

   

上帝帮我们选择了亲戚---谢天谢地，至少我还能自己选择朋友。

   

二人行---必成三人！

   

裙子就是有刺的围栏---你看的见，摸不着。

   

学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多。忘记的越多，知道的就越少---那学什么？

不错，，，，学习了，，，，谢谢分享，，，，，